I Tied with Hillary Tonight! (w/poll)

Congratulations are in order, my dear Kossacks, and I will accept your heartfelt well-wishes here.

With zero dollars, zero people on the ground and zero effort, I tied with Hillary Clinton in Florida -- and I didn't violate my pledge to the Democratic party to do it.

As of roughly 8 p.m. Central time, the filing of this diary, I've won zero delagates in Florida. Zero.

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That's right, folks. In Florida's "beauty contest," I've ended up neck and neck with Hillary. Obama. Edwards.

We're all tied at zero delegates from Florida after tonight.

I know, I know. It's a shocker.

The exit polls were wrong once again. The pundits were asleep at the wheel. Chris Matthews? Puh-leeze.

Despite being completely shut out of the ongoing media narrative, I stand tonight in good company -- with zero delegates to the good or bad.

Despite being completely unable to raise funds, I've performed as well as the Top 3.

It appears my strategy of ignoring Florida more than I ignored the other states has paid off in spades.

Zero delegates.

I'm in good company tonight.

Zero.

And as the Progressive soup ads say these days, "Zero is really something."  

Jealous much?